PaRtY FOUL

Everyone knows him, he's at every party, and no girl wants him. He's the guy who is already falling over at the beginning of the party, and can usually be found near a toilet by the end. Make it your mission NOT to be that guy. No girl in history has ever said "Oh my god Tiffany you see that guy over there face down in the bushes covered in vomit? I want him to come spill stuff on me."
Limit your self my friend. Be social, talk to everyone there. A girl will see you being social and will hopefully admire your confidence. But be careful because you don't want your confidence turning into cockiness, which in some cases can be just as bad as the guy face first in the toilet.
So in the end, when at a party don't be disgusting, and don't be loud and obnoxious. Kick it with your friends and enjoy yourself.
Also drinking under the age of 21 is against the law, so chill bro.

Keep Her on the Edge of Her Seat

If you happened to get lucky and a girl actually wants to be with you, never stop trying to impress her. Relationships can sometimes become a routine, and I know it's crazy but women actually leave it all up to us men to keep things interesting. My current girlfriend and I have been dating for three years and I can honestly say it never gets boring. Do small things for your lady. I know it sucks spending money but take her to dinner every once in a while. Hell, make her a fancy meal. Girls love cute simple things. Bringing her a flower can brighten up her day. If you got a big girl, bring her a Mcdouble and a sweet tea. Plan trips to the zoo, or the park. As crazy as it seems not all girls like to sit around and watch you play Xbox live or watch sports all day. Keep it interesting and avoid routine.

Keep It Clean

Gentlemen, when that beautiful young lady approaches you, or maybe your approaching her, you want her full attention to be on you! You don't want her to be focused on that giant booger in your nose, or your hot cheeto breath, or the fact that you smell like some dirty taco stand. It may seem simple, but trust me it's essential. Woman are already intemidating, the last thing you need on your mind is if your nose is full of gold. Before you approach that young, or old lady, check your nose,your breath and those armpits! If all is clear then proceed with your mission! Good luck boys

You Are What You Tweet

Facebook status and tweets can make it very easy for a girl to tell what kind of person you are in real life. For example, let's say you meet this beautiful girl and you come off as a handsome, respectful man and she totally digs you. If this girl goes and checks out your Facebook just to get some more info and all she sees is your status quoting Lil Wayne lyrics and how much you love girls in yoga pants and bikinis, don't expect to hear from her again. All I'm saying fellas is watch what you say on Twitter and Facebook. If you tweet like a douche, she will assume your a douche. Now at the same time I'm not saying to be over the top corny, respectable male. I'm just saying be yourself, and don't try too hard just to get some "likes" or "retweets"

"Dang Yo Body is Rockin...You should hit me up sometime"

     Plenty of girls have become a victim of this odd, and disturbing trend; Facebook creeping. Facebook creeping can range from simply "liking" 30 pictures of a girl and her friends in bikins, to commenting on multiple photos. These creepers often message a girl multiple times a day, everyday.

    Guys, this epidemic has to be stopped once and for all. "Liking" and commenting on every single picture that a ladies breast are in and saying things like "You got a sexy body" and "Dayummm" is not going to get you a date with her. Being respectful is what lands you that date.
    Also if you are constantly message a girl saying "hey" and you never get a response, TAKE A HINT. Don't assume she just simply hasn't seen your message because trust me she saw it. She just wants nothing to do with you so man up, swallow your pride and move on because you just got blown off.

   And one last thing. You wouldnt walk up to a random girl in public and "poke" her, so dont go around "poking" random girls on Facebook...it has the same effect(Creepy)

Hey Becky...your glutes are looking trim ;)

I asked a local female on what her view of guys hitting on the girls at the gym was.
She said, "When a guy comes at you at the gym, its obvious he has been staring at you the entire time. It makes me self concious during my workouts because I can feel him starring at me."

Honestly I couldnt agree more. Everyday I go to the gym I witness numerous men staring and talking about girls in the gym. Nothing could more creepy than being a girl at the gym, on the treamill, and you look up and notice three dudes starring at you. If you see a girl by herself with her headphones in, running on a treadmill, that is not an invitiation to approach her and say "hey."
A majority of girls come to the gym for one purpose, and that purpose is not to get hit on by a bunch of sweaty dudes.
Men, do yourself and your diginity a favor, DONT STARE, DONT TALK.
Stick to what the purpose of the gym is, to work out and not hit on girls.
"My Body Vicious
I be up in the gym
Just working on my fitness
He's My witness"
-Fergalicious by: Fergie