Friday, March 23, 2012
Keep It Clean
Gentlemen, when that beautiful young lady approaches you, or maybe your approaching her, you want her full attention to be on you! You don't want her to be focused on that giant booger in your nose, or your hot cheeto breath, or the fact that you smell like some dirty taco stand. It may seem simple, but trust me it's essential. Woman are already intemidating, the last thing you need on your mind is if your nose is full of gold. Before you approach that young, or old lady, check your nose,your breath and those armpits! If all is clear then proceed with your mission!
Good luck boys
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Do you believe that the opposite can sometimes be hurtful? For example I seem to walk down the 300 hallway at bird around the ESL area and I start to suffocate on cheap cologne. I prefer my 2 spray method of one to the chest and one to the meeting place between the pants and the shirt.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to add that guys you should also always dress to impress. Never wake up and put on a shirt that's at the bottom of the hamper and all wrinkly. No matter how many times you spray it with cologne a girl can tell, and its gross. And please pull your pants up. It is sad when you cant put both hands around your girl cause you have to have one holding your pants up.
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